scientist discovers right-wing gene

David Goodrick, MIT reserach biologist, claims he has discovered the cause of irrational right wing thinking.  After doing extensive testing, he has mapped the DNA of Michael Enright and Rush Limbaugh.  “What I found was most interesting was a strange sequence in the genomes.  It was like there was an extra gene.  I turned my microscope all the way up and saw this little tiny gene.  I have decided to name it the Fascist gene.  Tests on Mussolini’s hair revealed a perfect match.  Finally we know these people are genetically predisposed to spew irrational shit.”

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