The first step to solving all of our problems

Take everyone who really can’t deal with cracking eggs themselves and decided it was really necessary to buy one of these… and feed them to alligators. I think we might see a slight upswing in graduation rates. Don’t let people who buy this procreate. I’m not a fascist, I’m just a concerned citizen.
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