Today

I went to jury duty, and that was a party if there ever was one… then I went to get my teeth cleaned and that was just phenomenal. As I was spitting out blood, I decided I would get myself a personal bottle of Jack Daniels, but then the club soda I got for it exploded all over my bed… so…

I’m going to Hogwarts and I’m never coming back.
Don’t call.

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